"Oh no...Where am I? What's this then?"
- Kate Moss, Fashion model & noted white rock enthusiast
My mom had similar concerns when I was born. There was whining, crying, and unending releases of batshit. The nurses asked her to shut up & give me a chance.
"Can you remove the burqa? I won't laugh until I'm sure you're not Michael Richards."
- Nicolas Sarkozy, Hungarian actor best known for his role as the French president
As the Supreme Court ruled:
Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority. . . . It thus exemplifies the purpose behind the Bill of Rights, and of the First Amendment in particular: to protect unpopular individuals from retaliation . . . at the hand of an intolerant society.
As I wrote on my Ashley Madison profile:
I'm a mix of two different brown peoples. Currently in my twenties. I work out, eat right, and am pretty good looking. No, this isn't a casting call for the new '24' villain.
"How are you qualified to speak on any subject?"
- Thomas Friedman, Globalization investigator & off-duty Charles Bronson impersonator
Sadly, anonymity prevents me from whipping out cock & resting my case.
But consider my considerable experience in Canada's public sector. I've lived in three different subsidized apartments in Toronto. A year away from a high school diploma, I dropped out. During a fight at the park, a crowbar reminded me I was not the highlander. Though she was a government employee, the surgeon never stuck needle into a part of my body that wasn't anaesthetized.
Some might say I'm moderately qualified. Others will reconsider immigration policy.
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