• 3/02/2011

  • "Oh no...Where am I? What's this then?"

    - Kate Moss, Fashion model & noted white rock enthusiast

    My mom had similar concerns when I was born. There was whining, crying, and unending releases of batshit. The nurses asked her to shut up & give me a chance.

    "Can you remove the burqa? I won't laugh until I'm sure you're not Michael Richards."

    - Nicolas Sarkozy, Hungarian actor best known for his role as the French president

    As the Supreme Court ruled:

    Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority. . . . It thus exemplifies the purpose behind the Bill of Rights, and of the First Amendment in particular: to protect unpopular individuals from retaliation . . . at the hand of an intolerant society.

    As I wrote on my Ashley Madison profile:

    I'm a mix of two different brown peoples. Currently in my twenties. I work out, eat right, and am pretty good looking. No, this isn't a casting call for the new '24' villain.

    "How are you qualified to speak on any subject?"

    - Thomas Friedman, Globalization investigator & off-duty Charles Bronson impersonator

    Sadly, anonymity prevents me from whipping out cock & resting my case.

    But consider my considerable experience in Canada's public sector. I've lived in three different subsidized apartments in Toronto. A year away from a high school diploma, I dropped out. During a fight at the park, a crowbar reminded me I was not the highlander. Though she was a government employee, the surgeon never stuck needle into a part of my body that wasn't anaesthetized.

    Some might say I'm moderately qualified. Others will reconsider immigration policy.


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