First post, time to make a good impression

  • 3/19/2011
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  • Sooner or later, I'd have to stop sexually harassing the Inca Kola News comment box. So I took Otto Rock's advice and started my own blog.

    Those of you who got here after misspelling "venereal warts itch" are probably scratching your heads. And you're also confused.

    Basically, a blogger named Otto Rock would post something important & Alvaro Uribe shouldn't teach at Georgetown. Then I'd show up & pitch the sequel to Pineapple Express.

    If I had to describe the spirit, the essence of this would be thus:

    What McGruder saw when he looked around at his approving audience was this: a lot of old, white faces. What followed was not quite a coronation.

    McGruder told the guests that he’d called Condoleezza Rice a mass murderer to her face; what had they ever done? He recounted a lunch meeting with Fidel Castro. He said that noble failure was not acceptable. He said — bragged, even — that he’d voted for Nader in 2000.

    At that point, according to Hamilton Fish, the host of the party, “it got interactive.”

    Eric Alterman, a columnist for The Nation, was sitting in the back of the room. He shouted out, “Thanks for Bush!”

    Exactly what happened next is unclear.

    Alterman recalls that McGruder responded by grabbing his crotch and saying, “Try these nuts.”


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